Emails Need Chaos

Pitch emails about links have become carbon copies of carbon copies. Everyone’s read the same Reddit thread, copied the same outreach template, paused at the same bracketed personalization field—[Insert Compliment Here]. It's robotic. Needs chaos. Weird humor. Real spice. Something dumb but alive inside. I sent one that just said “Your footer menu gave me an existential crisis. Can I write for you?” and it actually led to a backlink. Scrolling through https://andrewlinksmith.com there’s a spirit of that chaos—half strategy, half punk zine. That’s the vibe link talks need, or they dry up faster than a TikTok trend.